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flat hed

A flat hed is someone which a huge fucking head and actually thinks that the earth is flat LMFAO
“OMG did you hear what that fucking big headed flat heds said”
“No what”
“He think the earth is flat
“Phahahahahah”

Fuck off
“Flat hed”
by Stayout February 26, 2019
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smackhead flats

Flats with a high concentration of smackheads, usually in Urban or Sub Urban areas. People who live in smackhead flats usually use their welfare money to purchase Heroin and maybe also Cocaine making them potential crackheads too.
Jim Lost his job, he could not pay his rent therefor he was evicted - he now lives in the smackhead flats in the local shithole.
by NahItsSad January 1, 2018
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flat cat

A cat in a hoader's home that has " been lost" or "run away". Essentially the cat has died due to lack of care or unlivable environment and has become compressed by the hoard. Related to a sail cat.
Is that a flat cat under those books?
by Terriblepeopleperson June 19, 2017
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Flat Slut

A flat slut is somebody named Amy who has been in a terrible sexual accident and had their face smashed against a woman's extremely flat breasts. This caused her face to become as flat as a piece of paper. If you ever meet a Flat Slut, don't get too close because she will reel you in and turn you into a condescending dick who gets really annoyed when their threesome with Amy doesn't go to plan because Geraldine doesn't know how to use a vaginal condom.
Guy 1: "Ugh, I met this flat slut at college today."
Guy 2: "Ew, was she flat?"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah, flat as a rat"
by PshycoComedian November 22, 2017
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Flat squared

When a girl has a "flat" chest and butt.

Also written as flat^2
"Bro is that a dude?"
"Nah she's just flat squared"
by Clean up Kenny June 4, 2016
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Flat Flex

When someone attempts to flex but it falls flat; not a single person is impressed.
Jeff was caught bragging about that one girl he kissed 4 years ago...OMG what a Flat Flex!
by ShortStackB January 25, 2020
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Cranie Flat

Short for cranium flatulence, also known as brain fart.
Nigga, I had a brutal cranie flat when I was ordering at KFC. After my cranie flat, I ordered pizza like a foo'.
by 420CranieFlatQueen July 24, 2011
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