Flat Flex

When someone attempts to flex but it falls flat; not a single person is impressed.
Jeff was caught bragging about that one girl he kissed 4 years ago...OMG what a Flat Flex!
by ShortStackB January 25, 2020
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Cooked and Booked

You’re screwed; Put in your place indefinitely; Finished; No shot at recovery
When Emily exposed to the room full of friends and family that James had a small penis, he had been cooked and booked
by ShortStackB January 16, 2020
mugGet the Cooked and Bookedmug.