...exist

This is like the "..NOT" jokes.

You say something, ending with "ever to..", and then you wait serveral seconds, and then say exist.



This was made by us, on ventrilo.

Jordan, Garry

Garry: U R LIEK MUDKIPZ?
Jordan: That is the best saying ever.. to err, to err.. ever to... .............exist
Garry: LOLSTUTTER

by Garry Stewart (Zaent) January 16, 2009

Elishka

The most beautiful and attractive female alive, had poofy hair, is half latina and white, a book worm and artist, brains of a god, strange attraction to interesting men, cannot be an elishka unless you are bi otherwise 🤷 overall the best person and better than anyone with name starting with M (Marla, etc)

Kelly: OMG HI ELISHKA THE SIGHT OF YOU BRIGHTENS MY DAY, U EXOTIC BEING
ELISHKA: OH YOUR TOO KIND

by Ily.yng June 6, 2019

daily existential crisis

Waking up in the morning feeling cumulative depreciation

I set my alarm for daily existential crisis at 6 AM

by Frets & Such February 28, 2017

Elisheva

Elisheva is a name for girls. Elishevas are very athletic and strong. They are boyish than some boys and can be really annoying sometimes. She doesnt have too much friends. She also doesnt obey some rules and she likes to swear sometimes. If you piss her off, you’re in big trouble. You can trust Elisheva all the time and she’ll never tell your secrets to anyone. She’s also tall. Elisheva isnt green minded and her friends are.

Stanley: OOOH ELISHEVAS ARE COMING TO TOWN!!! YAYYYYYY!!!!
Elishevas: UGH STANLEY IS SO FCKN YUCK.

by I like turtles dumbass January 24, 2018

Eisha

woman
horny (mainly for adam)

man: you are eisha

eisha: hot

by Big Sweaty Woman March 24, 2021

non-existent wang

A non-existent wang is a illlusory dick usually found (well not really found because it is nonexistent) on lax brahs and farmers. instead of a juicy dick that should reside inbetween the tanned thighs of these whoreish creatures, it is a dick deprived crotch that longs for a wang, yet will never have one.

Crack addicts are usually attracted to these as well.

He must have a non-existent wang.

by xobiddiesxo June 28, 2010

existance

The incorrect way to spell existence.

Seriously. You really need to retake the fourth grade.

I'm an idiot, so I spell the word existence as existance.

by yes g June 22, 2019