Crack Addict

A person who enjoys the sounds of chiropractic bone cracking (ASMR).

P1: Hey bro, what are you watching.

P2: oh, I’m watching an hour long compilation of bone cracking. I’m kinda of a crack addict.

by jg357 August 27, 2018

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When a guy just can't get enough of his girls ass crack.

guy - "Doreen, let me stick my face in your Crack again"

girl - "your brain just ain't wired right you Crack Addict".

by blraven17 January 14, 2009

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Crack Addict

noun: one who cannot keep onesself from displaying his/her butt crack in public.

Person 1: Did you see Julia today?

Person 2: Yeah, but I stay away from crack addicts.

by Young brendan/brandon October 20, 2008

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Cracked Addict

Someone who is addicted to the writings of Cracked.com and spouts information from the website on a daily basis.

Example 1

guy A: That new smurfs movie looks terrible

guy B: Speaking of smurfs, there was this great Cracked article about 6 reasons why a smurf village would be the most horrible place to live. Here let me tell you about it.

guy A leaves

example 2

Guy A: Man Led Zeppelin is so original. I could listen to them all day.

Guy B: Actually Cracked did an article about the most famous bands that got away with plagiarism and Led Zeppelin was number 2 on that list. They're total hacks.

Guy A: dude you're such a Cracked Addict

by Dolph9Lundgren_actionmovieking January 2, 2011

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