EMILY

She is an alcoholic and also a virgin.

guy: do you know emily
me: yea shes such a virgin

by colo swolo February 7, 2020

Empty-shirt

Empty-shirt: A person in law-enforcement or in an authority position that does not do anything or say anything in situations where they are expected to.

Empty-shirt: A cop or officer that is invisible, cowardice, useless and ineffective who is a complete waste of space.

That officer is an empty-shirt because he never intervenes or says anything if someone is doing something wrong in front of him.

by Vacia Camisa February 19, 2022

Henry Emily

A sad, sad man who built a robot child and committed arson. He's also good friends with the Rat man who killed his daughter and son.

Henry Emily is the best character From fnaf

by I'm bored and alive September 21, 2020

empty bookshelf

Woman with huge breast implants that stick out like a bookshelf who has no books (brains) to go with it.

Did you see that story of the woman that was fired from her job for being "too sexy"? Well, once you start digging into her background and see some other videos of her, it turns out she's just an empty bookshelf.

by Bob and Lesa July 26, 2010

half full/empty cup

I don't care whether my cup's half full or empty, I just wanna know who the hell's been drinkin my beer!

John was pissed because he had a half full/empty cup of beer.

by godsflesh55 November 4, 2010

Emily Montes

Emily Rose Montes is a 9 year old hyperpop singer who has absolute SHOOK the MUSIC INDUSTRY, her debut album Emily Montes (self-titled) offers deep insight to the horrors of the Covid-19 pandemic. Her other albums like Emily Rose bring light to the issues of police brutality, while also dissing popular rapper Nicki Minaj. Her album Club Emily gives new remixes to her classic hits. She's also set to appear in the newest seasons of American Horror Story and Dance Mom's.

Person A: Have you heard listened to Emily Montes on Spotify?
Person B: Of course I haven't been living under a rock.
Person C: Who’s Emily Montes?
Persons A and B: SCREECHES WHILE STABBING PERSON C.

by YasQueen69 August 18, 2021

emily postal

Over-reaction to a perceived minor breach of etiquette.

I started to eat my entree with my salad fork, and the hostess went emily postal on me!

by SeattleMnM May 13, 2011