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Huevos Under Easy
“Huevos under easy” is a sexual act in which a male inserts one testicle into a female's vagina while simultaneously inserting the opposite testicle into said female's anus.
This is accomplished most readily when the female positions herself on a solid, horizontal surface, such as a bed or floor, with the bulk of her weight distributed between her shoulders and upper arms as her hips rest in the palms of her open hands and her genitals are thrust upward toward the ceiling with her spine approximating a ninety-degree angle from the surface on which she rests. The standing male then straddles the female, with one foot placed adjacent to the her abdomen and the other foot in proximity to her opposite buttock while securing the scrotal tissue above each testicle between two fingers of his corresponding hands in a pinching, scissor-like grip and applying gentle, downward pressure from the groin, providing adequate separation, while at the same time engaging in a squatting motion until reaching a level permitting insertion of opposite testes into the exposed, and preferably well-lubricated, female orifices.
This is accomplished most readily when the female positions herself on a solid, horizontal surface, such as a bed or floor, with the bulk of her weight distributed between her shoulders and upper arms as her hips rest in the palms of her open hands and her genitals are thrust upward toward the ceiling with her spine approximating a ninety-degree angle from the surface on which she rests. The standing male then straddles the female, with one foot placed adjacent to the her abdomen and the other foot in proximity to her opposite buttock while securing the scrotal tissue above each testicle between two fingers of his corresponding hands in a pinching, scissor-like grip and applying gentle, downward pressure from the groin, providing adequate separation, while at the same time engaging in a squatting motion until reaching a level permitting insertion of opposite testes into the exposed, and preferably well-lubricated, female orifices.
We were making it hot and heavy, and found ourselves in a Swedish Helicopter. It was somewhat challenging, but the moment demanded a serving of huevos under easy, and I felt obliged to serve it up.
Huevos Under Easy by Radio Manbird October 17, 2012
Eastern Illinois University
A reasonably priced college located in Charleston (aka Chucktown, Illinois. This university began as a teachers' college and has since grown to include a wide variety of majors. It takes a maximum of 20 minutes (if you are slow) to walk from any one given point on campus to another.
However, the only other thing in Charleston is Wal-Mart. Because of this, there is a distinct lack of things to do in Charleston other than party or sit around doing nothing.
However, the only other thing in Charleston is Wal-Mart. Because of this, there is a distinct lack of things to do in Charleston other than party or sit around doing nothing.
"I will be attending Eastern Illinois University next fall and majoring in Secondary Education...but everyone knows I'll be partying every night!"
Eastern Illinois University by HarukoChanX September 29, 2005