Daviding

When you walk down a hallway and come across a set of open doors leading to another part of the hallway, and you close them for no other reason than to mildly inconvinience them.

This has been classified as an official act of tomfoolery. It is a recommended action.

David: you know what to do
Aiden: aha! Are we daviding the school today?
David: yes, i'll get the left side you get the right side
Aiden: a dapper action indeed, lets david this bitch

by Snozingly7 February 11, 2023

David

David’s are annoying Furrys that somehow get girls. Usually they will have their scooter and dumbass haircut thinking they will get laid. They are extremely selfish but deep down deep deep down they are kinda nice

David is an annoying bitch!
You just need to really get to know him!
Naw fuck David.

by RaccToons October 11, 2019

David

Biggest dick on the planet WAYYYY bigger than the boys

David has a huge throbbing cock

by lopezda6048 April 27, 2020

David

David is a good husband for Denisha.

David is a good husband for Denisha

by jatpun March 2, 2022

David

David is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. Hes kind and sweet and always puts you before himself. He can be an ass at times but it’s all him being sarcastic. He deserves the world but he doesn’t seem to realize it. I love you so much, more than all the moms ever.

Person one: wow is that David’s
Person two. Yes 😍 big cock

by Terra Reko November 2, 2021

David

Easy to manipulate, but won't leave you even if you hurt him. He loves people and wants the best for all, but also struggles with anger. He refuses to get bitter off of anything, and he continues to try and be the best him. He does this in spite of what everyone else thinks of him. He loves anyone, despite what they've done, and wants to be the best he possibly could, even if it means that he is hurting an abnormal amount. He's pretty cool I guess.

David is an easy person to trust, and he also trusts those he loves without any doubt.

by WASAWASAOOHOOH October 8, 2019

David

David is a truthseeker, and when he talks to you it feels like he gave you truth serum because you're so comfortable you will want to tell him everything. "Exploring the possibilities" with David will ignite your every fantasy, dream, desire, and reality. David will give you every emotional, intellectual, physical and spiritual connection that you will ever need. When you meet David thank him for being him - Sweet, Cool, Crazy, Sexy and Loveable. David will make you feel like you're the most special person in the world. It's impossible not to love David, and he will give you permission to say "I love you." Today is David's birthday, but he in turn will give you the most remarkable gift anyone could ever receive -- the gift of him.

I'm all in my head David-ing, dreaming of him and wishing he were here.

by DaijaMae January 25, 2020