Numb Digger 

A digger who is numb.

He is a numb digger.

Numb Digger by Nunndfadakfjadfkjaeiei3eraerre August 20, 2018

Fools Gold Digger

A dumb ass trick who dates a guy because she thinks he is rich when he is actually poor.

I blew that dude cuz I thought he was rich, but it turns out he is poor. I am such a fools gold digger.

Fools Gold Digger by JSteezy83 April 7, 2009

danger wank 

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"

danger wank by johnnynika July 30, 2008

Dangerbate 

Masturbating while at great risk of being discovered. Usually this involves being in close quarters with family members, people of the opposite sex, or anyone who would generally be upset when finding out. It is often evidence of social prowess to have completed the act and is frequently boasted about with friends later. The more dangerous the situation, the more street cred you get.

Alex: Last night I dangerbated with my mom, dad, and nicole all in the car with me.

Matt: How'd you pull that one off?

Alex: They were watching veggietales and the volume was loud enough that it wasn't that big of a problem.

Matt: Dap!

Dangerbate by Hrethic September 19, 2009

danger swig 

A bad ass way of drinking where you tilt your head back like a swaggamuffin

Oi bro do a danger swig!

danger swig by Swaggadon 2000 February 16, 2017

Mudd digger 

The name of a guy in school that has bad aim with his fingers, he put them in the wrong hole.

Mudd digger is on the prowell, girls.......please watch your asses!!!!

Mudd digger by Bob Gruszka May 2, 2009

Feeling dangerous 

Used to describe someone who's feeling confident or more willing to take risks. Can also ironically describe a mundane activity as brave

Brad was feeling dangerous, so he backflipped and broke his spine

Feeling dangerous by CrisisMode October 4, 2021