Sea Cucumber

A long, massive terd that is set afloat in one sitting.

Dude, i just launched a huge sea cucumber! it was HUGE!

by La'Sarah January 12, 2008

[curcumfermentary]

adding up to 360 degrees

if you add 300 to 60 that equals 360 thats curcumfermentary

by Travis Bryce January 18, 2008

CucumberFuck

when your life is fucked up so you fuck a cucumber

me:dude i have no life
friend: bro i got you, go CucumberFuck

by TROLLR666 April 26, 2017

Jizz-cucumber

Me

Im a jizz-cucumber

by big dick June 19, 2003

cucumber

used as a perverted currency in exchange for certain oral pleasures

Simon did it for a cuke sandwich

by Robert Harding April 14, 2005

Clean My Cucumber

Clean My Cucumber either means:

To masturbate.
To Clean Your Cucumber you've purchased or grown.

Usually, when one says "Clean My Cucumber" it's slang for beating off.

Man, I haven't cleaned my Cucumber in a week!

Nah dude, I can't go to the party, I really got to Clean My Cucumber.

Hot damn! I'd Clean My Cucumber to that fine lady!

by IHCMC October 14, 2011

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020