Cuntaminate

The act of a female spreading her vagina over an inanimate object to give it that fishy smell so that she can hand it out to her friends.

Sally gave me her mp3 player and it has too much cuntaminate on it.

by Me4UrAss April 19, 2009

cuntazing

Amazing, better then any orgasm

Julie, last night was cuntazing!

by Andrew keenan May 13, 2005

cuntasm

when a typically nice, friendly female has short, intense bursts of bitchy behavior

"What's wrong with Lisa?"

"I don't know. She's always in such a good mood but everytime I even look at her she has a cuntasm and turns into a bitch."

by Hoot Clark December 3, 2009

cuntathlon

When one deals with a series of cunts in a short period of time. eg. When purchasing a house.

Buying my first house has been like competing in a cuntathlon.

by First time Buyer February 12, 2014

Cuntalina

A girlfriend or wife that treats you like a cunt

Have you met my wife? Meet Cuntalina!

by Chillichickadee January 30, 2017

cuntacism

The sacred ritual required to liberate one who is shackled to a cuntasorous.

Guy 1: My mother is such a cuntasorous !
Guy 2 : Sounds like you need a cuntacism.

by Ric Irish June 11, 2017

Cuntablunt

When you smoke weed out of a pussy

"This lady had the best cuntablunt I've ever had"

by Cuntablunt June 24, 2017