Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Chillichickadee

Cuntalina

Have you met my wife? Meet Cuntalina!

A woman who suffers badly from Thrush so her pasty (vagina) smells of fish which has a hard crusty look to it!

Tracy couldnt wear enough perfume to cover the aroma rising from her trout pasty

Arse sand is the gritty crumb like material found in the lower half of a bed, usually greater in volume from foot to mid point

Tracy couldnt sleep as arse sand kept irriratating her legs in the bed