Definitions by Chillichickadee

Cuntalina 

A girlfriend or wife that treats you like a cunt

Have you met my wife? Meet Cuntalina!

Cuntalina by Chillichickadee January 30, 2017

Trout pasty 

A woman who suffers badly from Thrush so her pasty (vagina) smells of fish which has a hard crusty look to it!

Tracy couldnt wear enough perfume to cover the aroma rising from her trout pasty

Trout pasty by Chillichickadee January 29, 2017

arse sand 

Arse sand is the gritty crumb like material found in the lower half of a bed, usually greater in volume from foot to mid point

Tracy couldnt sleep as arse sand kept irriratating her legs in the bed

arse sand by Chillichickadee January 29, 2017