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Cuntasm is an occurance when a female, or very feminine male, get's overly excited about a seemingly small, to the average person, disagreement.
"Damn bitch, calm the fuck down, don't have a damn cuntasm!"
Cuntasm by jamaal.a.manic April 30, 2009
Sarcasm and Negativity rolled into one.
"Why can't I borrow your Scissors dude, i need them for not even 4 seconds..."

"If you weren't so great at cutting yourself, i would"

"your Cuntasm knows no bounds"
Cuntasm by WIdeOn3000 September 20, 2016

Cuntascope 

Someone wasting time during a group study/revision session.
Kirk was being a cuntascope
Cuntascope by stevedaozy November 7, 2016
you are being a complete cunt of a human being, your cuntism is not appreciated.
cuntism by fizzpopbang February 21, 2011

Cuntasaurus Rex 

Cuntasaurus Rex is by far the queen of the cunt bitches who reigns supreme. She can not be talked to with reason due to to her superior cuntness. She also may be of beautiful physical nature but the permanent cunt look On her face tells her true identity.
Man that bitch is smokin hot ,but i heard she's a real Cuntasaurus Rex
Cuntasaurus Rex by Flatside69 January 11, 2012

Cuntastic Voyage 

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"
Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"
Cuntastic Voyage by FFR09 December 2, 2009