craptanic

a really long and shitty movie about a fat girl, a wimpy guy, a big boat and a bigger iceberg. thankfully, the iceberg goes 2-1 against the others.

my girlfriend dragged me to see craptanic and i didn't even get laid afterwards. time for her to go.

by hal_williamson January 18, 2004

Crapture

Bowel movement of apocalyptic proportions.

Was just one the can, the crapture was upon me.

by Dragen September 11, 2011

crapto

Crapto is the name given to cryptographic algorithms that contain so-called "back doors" that enable government agencies to access the encrypted information when they need to. A person involved in the development of crapto is called a craptographer.

Don't use that messenger app bro, it uses crapto.

by Aranad October 9, 2016

CRIPT

Cript is a gospel rap artist named Andile CriptSA Madlala . The name is broken into two "Cri" and "pt" which stands for Christ point meaning thinking like the lord Jesus .

Cript is a rap artist

by CriptSA March 20, 2020

Cryptochroniccunalight

Weed that's so dank, it doesn't even exist yet.
(Term coined by Kat Williams)

"Remember that shit I gave you last week nigga? That's nothin. This shit here nigga's cryptochroniccunalight.

by TheFuegoMiester April 21, 2008

cryptarded

retarded almost to the point of death. Having barely enough brain cells to keep the vital organs functioning.

Dude, you are so cryptarded! Next time, put the tighty-whities on first.

by Verno the Inferno December 9, 2008

Craptastical

(adj) The descriptive word of crap.

"This food is craptastical"
"man, that's craptastical!"
"That is a craptastical definintion of craptastical!"

by Twalger March 25, 2005