Chealsey

Chealseys are the most amazing creature you will ever find. Typically with long blond hair and gorgeous green or blue eyes. Chealseys are very good at putting others before themselves. Because of this, they are amazing lovers. Chealseys will give you everything and expect nothing in return.

Chealseys will get uncomfortable if always the recipient of gifts and praise. Typically on the giving end of praise, when the tables are turned Chealseys will typically bury their head in their hands or a chest if it's within reach.

Chealseys are voracious "cuddle-sluts," typically ignoring all other outside stimuli that would otherwise disrupt their cuddle. Often times, Chealseys have to be prodded out of a cuddle as they lack the will-power to disengage themselves.

Chealseys are also big achievers with high-standards and a single minded determination and focus. This makes them very successful in school and in the professional arena. However, despite being fiercely focused, they shift their focus quite often. Usually becoming engaged in a plethora of activities over it's lifetime. The only exception being their mate. Like parrots, Chealseys will pick a mate and stay amorously devoted for life. At the end of a lifetime, Chealseys will have picked up many talents and excelled at most of them.

Wow, that's an amazing Chealsey!

by Blondie84 August 20, 2011

Cheap Bastard

A person with a tendency to disappear when it happens to be their round. Known by everyone in the office/world as a miser/scrooge or more affectionately as having short arms and being unable to reach into their pocket to obtain money for the purchase of goods and services.

We were all at the pub and when it came to Kalon's round he disappeared.....cheap bastard

by DJ LJ February 21, 2011

chaps

Buttless pants that homosexual cowboys wear.

The cowboy wore chaps so he didn't have to take anything off before shitting.

by DylanLO July 8, 2005

cheap as chips

Famous saying from our fav presenter David Dickinson, who introduced to the saying to his viewing audience (mainly students) on the BBC show Bargain Hunt. Means very cheap, a bargain! Check out www.david-dickinson.net for more.
N.B All Americans 'chips' = 'fries'

Only twenty quid for a ticket- cheap as chips mate!!

by Crazy Days August 3, 2004

jamaican cheapweed

cheap weed that you don't even care if you drop some when rolling b/c it is so cheap.

we were smokin that jamaican cheapweed last night

by jammin jamaican August 31, 2003

banged her like a cheap gong

To have had sex with someone. There are two connotations associated with this term; the first implies that the person with whom you had sex was cheap and/or easy, the second that the relationship was totally casual with no strings attached. In both cases it is understood that there was little or no emotional attachment or respect involved, and that the sex was hard and intense.

See also: bang

First Guy: Mate, did you see that chick I was with last night? Turned out she was pretty easy, so I took her home and banged her like a cheap gong!
Second Guy: You lucky, lucky bastard.

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Guy 1: Mate, see that chick over there? Talk about hot! I'd bang her like a cheap gong!
Guy 2: Dude, she's a hag. WTF have you been drinking?

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Male 1: Lucy was pretty drunk last night when I left the party.
Male 2: You're telling me! She was so hammered that she said she wanted sex, so I banged her like a cheap gong.

by Big Bad Mark June 27, 2006

cheapdeep

Brown people who try to get discounts at stores like Bestbuy and Futureshop.

Salesmen: "NO, IM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A F**CKING DISCOUNT, ITS ALREADY ON SALE YOU DAMNED CHEAPDEEP".

Salesmen2: "Wow Jerry, that guy WAS a cheapdeep, you've been knee deep in cheappreets all day".

by Mike D June 19, 2006