50 caliber restraining order

Murder; Assassination

Person One: Hey, what ever happened to your ex?
Person Two: Oh, I got a 50 caliber restraining order on her.
Person One: What?
Person Two: Exactly.

by Erich Zann III July 9, 2010

calverino

a nickname strictly reserved for the badasses that must live with the mistake of being named calvin. calverino is a blessing, and if used, should completely replace the name calvin, so instead of half the people you know calling you calverino, you should enforce it as a rule, that you are no longer calvin, but calverino

My parents were dumb, and named me Calvin, so i went out and got me a new nickname, Calverino.

by Calverino(not calvin) March 11, 2008

The Colbert Report

Only the BEST show ever run by Stephen Colbert on comedy central at 11:30

I love the Colbert Report. For once a member of the press that is conservative

by Fabio J March 28, 2006

carberetor

device used to mix fuel and air in the proper ratio and deliver the amount selected by the driver to the engine. typically found on cars and trucks pre-1984 and is still widely used on smaller engines, most harleys and lawnmowers/weedwhackers/anything with a 2-stroke or below 50CI

dude, my carberetor needs to be leaned out, its fat on the top end


dude, ur carberetor's fucked up, ur runnin lean

by 379 February 25, 2005

Calvert Hall College

"we're just smarter than you cardinals..."

^ this is what were talking about when we say you are stuck up

by russ May 10, 2005

Shot caller

Word also used in popular video game League of Legends. Player may get Shot callers "status" in team if he makes good strategic decisions, based on actions opposite team does.

Possible chatlog:
(Renekton): Jungle and top are at the top-line and top's tele is down. Let's rush Dragon! (This line is shot caller's line and he just read the situation and made a suggestion for the rest of the team.)
(Caitlyn): On the way.
(Rek Sai): I'll take red first, then moving to Drag.

by Jadoka July 13, 2015

Canberra

Shitty weather, ugly and nothing to do but the worst thing is everyone in canberra wont stop complaining about how much they hate canberra

The man hated canberra so much he failed to see his own hypocrisy

by timeforfrenchfries March 2, 2011