russ's definitions

yonnie

Australian slang for rock, stone or pebble.

Hey John, how far can you throw that yonnie?

by Russ June 18, 2006

Mexican Jacuzzi

The act of flatulating in a cheap kiddie pool after eating bad Mexican food, and drinking cheap canned beer.

Gomez and Sanchez's Mexican Jacuzzi caused an investigation by the EPA!

by Russ May 13, 2006

fugg

a slang term for ciggarette

yo, you got another fugg on you?

by russ April 18, 2005

jam band

hey Marshie, dave matthews is not a jam band.

umphrey's mcgee, disco biscuits, karl denson's tiny universe

by russ May 8, 2005

Calvert Hall College

"we're just smarter than you cardinals..."

^ this is what were talking about when we say you are stuck up

by russ May 10, 2005

dirty macking

Attempting to mack on another person's significant other by talking bad about them behind their back.

If you've ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend leave you and hook up with your best friend, you can be sure some dirty macking was going on while you were dating your ex.

John: "I'll be right back guys"

Dirty Mackin' Bob: "So Cindy, did you hear how John was talking to that slut Suzy when you were out of town? He doesn't appreciate you."

Cindy, John's Girlfriend : "Don't try dirty macking on me just cause my boyfriend's not here. Aren't you supposed to be John's best friend?"

John comes back and slams dirty mackin' Bob in the face with a shovel

by Russ December 16, 2006

light a candle

A euphemism for killing somebody. Used by gangs.

Derives from the christian practice of lighting candles at church to pray for somebody when they die.

Party host: "Get out of my house now, Ron!"

Ron: "I'm gonna call my boys from the Latin Kings and they're gonna light a candle for your ass!"

Party host: "You don't even know anybody in the Latin Kings, Ron. They wouldn't stick up for your punk ass."

by Russ December 6, 2006