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fruit booter

( a little kid who's parents are over protective, an older person tryin to fit in, a middle aged teen who's scared of a skateboard, a grab lovin poor folk who like's k19's, or a fruity fuckin faggot who goes to skatparks to eather see skater's asses, turn them gay, or feel up there asses when they bumb into us!
(smack) sorry "wow he's got a nice ass"
by Russ December 31, 2003
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IceCreamMan

The coolest fucking person on the face of the Internet. He rocks faces.
You got pwned by the IceCreamMan!
by Russ August 17, 2004
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NAFTA

This treaty promotes trade between the north american countries. Some corporations use this treaty to export costly manufacturing plants to Mexico where produciton costs are cheaper and regulation is more lax. This translates into cheaper goods for consumers and more profit for stockholders.
Joe: Nice kicks, bob
Bob: Thanks, i got them for 40 bucks.
Joe: Hey i thought those sneakers were twice the price last month!
Bob: Yeah, NAFTA really saved my ass on that one.
by Russ March 7, 2005
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metrosexual

You might be "metrosexual" if:

1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.

3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.

4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.

5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.

6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.

7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.

8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.

9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.

10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.
"Some people think he's gay, but he's actually metrosexual."
by Russ January 1, 2004
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Phi Kappa Psi

The Noble Fraternity, founded in 1852 by gentlemen who sought a fraternal bond through the great joy of serving others. Non-sectarian and elite since its founding, Phi Kappa Psi continues to stand above the rest. Also known by nickname of Phi Psi.
There is no higher honor than becoming a member of Phi Kappa Psi.
by Russ December 21, 2003
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term-jack

The act of taking control of a co-worker's unlocked computer while he is away from his desk and sending out embarrassing e-mails.
"What the hell was that e-mail about you liking little boys?"
"Aww, that gomer Nishan term-jacked me when I went to the bathroom."
by Russ April 6, 2005
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Calvert Hall College

"we're just smarter than you cardinals..."
^ this is what were talking about when we say you are stuck up
by russ May 10, 2005
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