Covid-Free 

An invisible sticker that is pasted on any Christian by their Protector, Deliverer, and Healer, as promised in Psalm 91, where God promises to shield all believers who abide in Him from any pandemic, plague, or pestilence.

When the devil works overtime to make you doubt whether or not you are really under God’s protection because of your sins or addictions, just show him your Covid-free sticker.

Covid-Free by MathPlus July 16, 2021

COVID GUILT 

When you buy things for someone who you infected with COVID.

A Maryland resident was feeling ill and took an at-home COVID test on Christmas weekend. Since the results were negative, he spent time with his children and grandchildren. However, the following day, he tested positive for COVID. Not surprisingly, he infected all 3 families in attendance. Due to COVID guilt, the man is now taking the whole family on a long-awaited family trip to the beach this summer.

COVID GUILT by Latin dad January 5, 2022

COVID Werewolf

The person who originally contracted and spread COVID to your cluster. Generally this person got the vid from an unknown source and spread the virus to his friends. The best way to identify your werewolf is through contact tracing. Named the werewolf due to the old legend that all werewolves descend from an original werewolf who infected the other werewolves.

Bob: I have COVID and I got it through Bill. Bill got it from Jimmy who got it at a Lame Impala concert. I guess Jimmy is my COVID werewolf.

COVID Werewolf by Senor Dank Nugs January 15, 2022

Covid-🤝 

When people are advised to avoid handshakes to lower the risk of getting infected with Covid-19, but urged to think of alternative ways to greet one another—for instance, they could bump elbows; embrace the Thai wai and say hi in prayer-like posture; or use the “footshake.”

Guesstimate how many handshake alternatives have emerged worldwide to combat Covid-🤝.

Covid-🤝 by MathPlus June 29, 2022

Covid-50 

The weight you gained during covid lockdown. Sometimes it’s in pounds, but for some people it’s in kgs.

“He looks so different now thanks to covid-50

Covid-50 by anaherself January 28, 2023

Covid Divot

The indent left in my couch after quarantine from SARS-CoV-2

I should have alternated where I sat on the couch during quarantine because now there's a Covid Divot right in the middle and I can't sleep on it anymore.

Covid Divot by FEISTYCADAVER April 26, 2020

Covid Donny 

The opposite of a Typhoid Mary. Someone that knows all about a disease they have, but refuses to take any precautions against spreading it to other people either of out of maliciousness or narcissism.

Did you see that guy coughing all over everyone? He's a real covid donny.

Covid Donny by Avarinus October 6, 2020