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Comfort Rubbing

An act in which an older gentleman holds his slightly limp penis in his hand, gently stroking it. Never too fast or vigorous, in doing so, the male will not ejaculate.

Typically, this action is for pure cozy reasons or because the male suffer from erectile disorder.
Bob: "Oh man, I'm having an awful day, need to head home and do me some comfort rubbing"
by bruceleeper June 3, 2010
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Comfort character

When you are down or sad, it’s the character that will always be there to make you happy, they’re waiting for you in that tv show, the movie, the game, and they bring you comfort knowing that, watching them exist is joyful.
A: “who is your Comfort character ?”
B: “miss peregrine, she’s so lovely and she’s always there when i need her !”
by sapphicpies December 8, 2021
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comfortism

The the concept of consoling one's self from potential stresses through a preexisting belief.
If it wasn't for Johns religious comfortism he could have suffered from an ulcer or other stress related ailments during his trauma.
by spread the knowledge March 26, 2009
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comfay

adj. (US comfey, Can comfeh) (-ness) 1 Providing or experiencing physical well-being or relief. 2 Free from stress or conducive to mental ease; having or affording peace of mind. 3 More than adequate. 4 Sufficient to provide comfort. 5 In fortunate circumstances financially; moderately rich. 6 Lacking general education, knowledge, skill, etc. 7 (obscene) insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous.
1 I am comfay.
2 You are comfay.
3 That feeling is comfay.
4 I am somewhat comfay.
5 They are quite comfay.
6 He does not know that comfay knowledge.
7 The noise he is making is comfay.
by Ryan January 4, 2005
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Comfort person

Random cutie: omg who’s your comfort person??
Everyone: Flo DUH
Random cutie: Haha your so right!! Im so dumb lmao
by Janiebanielsmanis July 10, 2021
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Southern Comfort

1. A fruity, spiced, and yet caramel-like whiskey brewed in the USA since 1874.
2. To adjust one's package in an effort to achieve a comfortable resting spot.
Can be applied to ballbag re-allignment, tucking the cock into the leg hole of boxers, etc.
NOTE: any Southern comfort over 5 seconds should be classed as pleasuring yourself.
Wary Friend Nigel: Er, you alright there mate?

Clive: Yeah, ah, sorry about that, just applying some Southern Comfort.
by Grimmy Bumm November 14, 2009
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comfort food

I'm eating a burger. That is my comfort food.
by Ereck Flowers July 3, 2016
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