comfay

adj. (US comfey, Can comfeh) (-ness) 1 Providing or experiencing physical well-being or relief. 2 Free from stress or conducive to mental ease; having or affording peace of mind. 3 More than adequate. 4 Sufficient to provide comfort. 5 In fortunate circumstances financially; moderately rich. 6 Lacking general education, knowledge, skill, etc. 7 (obscene) insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous.

1 I am comfay.
2 You are comfay.
3 That feeling is comfay.
4 I am somewhat comfay.
5 They are quite comfay.
6 He does not know that comfay knowledge.
7 The noise he is making is comfay.

by Ryan January 4, 2005

Comfartible

To eventually relieve wind after holding it in, in polite company, for quite some time.

The first thing I did as I got off the plane from New York was to make myself comfartible.

by Sharksie March 29, 2022

comfy eye spot

When you're zoning out and staring off into space. The comfortable place where you rest your eyes is known as a comfy eye spot.

Person 1: "Dude, what are your starting at?"
Person 2: "Nothing, sorry. I just had a comfy eye spot"

by Rah6 March 1, 2023

Comfy as G

The most comfortable one can imagine being.

'As snug as a bug in a rug' has slowly been overtaken in popularity by the non-elitist phrase for the people: 'as Comfy as G'. Although it is known that it originates on the backstreets of Aberdeen and has slowly spread into England, no one is quite sure who G is and why he/she/it was so damn comfy.

Person 1: mmmmmmm, my new snuggie is as Comfy as G!
Person 2: Dude. You're 27.

by Rob from Santa Monica August 18, 2010

The Comfy Chair

MG whoring Call of Duty player.
Derived from the Monty Python skit featuring the Spanish Inquisition. The Comfy Chair is the most feared torture device in which unbelievers are vigorously poke by soft cushions. Nobody expects this because Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!

Oh no! Not the Comfy Chair!

by Pope_on_a_bender February 10, 2005

comfy chair committee

This describes people who have a comfortable, privileged existence and go online to denounce cops and troops over not shooting someone in the leg who is trying to kill them!

Yes, that cop should have used pepper spray and called the comfy chair committee.

by I, Wreckerrr December 24, 2020

Comfartable

The point in a relationship when one or both parties are comfortable farting in front of eachother.

Adam dumped Eva when she was comfartable well before he was.

by Lotuschef September 17, 2015