Christmas Porn , You know the drill:
Birds enjoying someone coming down their chimney.
Santa emptying his sack for twins.
Muslims looking on awkwardly, wanting to join in but knowing that their religion strictly forbids it.
Birds enjoying someone coming down their chimney.
Santa emptying his sack for twins.
Muslims looking on awkwardly, wanting to join in but knowing that their religion strictly forbids it.
by linton gillespie April 26, 2006
Get the christmas porn mug.An event often held by companies in which employees frequently consume more alcohol than a baby elephant. Ass grabbing, photocopying genitals, inner-office hook ups , some idiot puts a lampshade on his head, and the boss gets sloshed and fires everyone are typical events.
Hello fellow co-worker, may I drink whiskey out of your navel and you can do a line of blow off my errect penis at this year's Christmas Party?
by Jeremy March 31, 2005
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The text messages, BlackBerry Messenger messages, etc. messages, that one receives on Christmas Day or Christmas Eve. May become annoying after many are received.
Can be used for several purposes:
1. To gain attention from peers. Often interpreted as sincerely spreading Christmas cheer.
2. To sincerely spread Christmas cheer. Often interpreted as gaining attention from peers.
3. To send a mass text to all one's contacts with the hidden intent of sending a message to the ex who no longer talks to you but you still care about. Is often brutally obvious. The sender often needs to move on and fucking forget about it.
4. Something to do when your family is making you bored as hell.
5. To make fun of your Jewish friends.
Can be used for several purposes:
1. To gain attention from peers. Often interpreted as sincerely spreading Christmas cheer.
2. To sincerely spread Christmas cheer. Often interpreted as gaining attention from peers.
3. To send a mass text to all one's contacts with the hidden intent of sending a message to the ex who no longer talks to you but you still care about. Is often brutally obvious. The sender often needs to move on and fucking forget about it.
4. Something to do when your family is making you bored as hell.
5. To make fun of your Jewish friends.
Merry Christmas everyone! ~Jessica
Mike: wtf. i hate getting these Christmas texts. they're fucking annoying.
Mike: wtf. i hate getting these Christmas texts. they're fucking annoying.
by atesantasreindeerwithlatkes December 25, 2009
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Get the christmas bogus mug.n. Oxymoronicly named period alluding to the daylight hours prior to Christmas Eve. Quite an acceptable coinage despite the objections of some opinionated pedants. An alternate etymology comes from the traditions of the Armenian Orthodox church which speak of the Bethlehem innkeeper's wife, Evangelina, who convinced her husband to allow Mary to give birth in their stable. A feast day in her honour was declared on the day preceding Christmas. Christmas Eve Day, a time for quiet contemplation and fasting, is still celebrated in Asia Minor and much of Central Alberta.
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What are you planning for Christmas Eve Day?
I thought I'd stock up on diet coke and pizza for tomorrow.
Well watch out for the language police!
I thought I'd stock up on diet coke and pizza for tomorrow.
Well watch out for the language police!
by gnostic1 December 27, 2011
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Guy 1:"Whats wrong dude? You look like you've been hit by a brick."
Guy 2:"No, it's just Christmas Grief."
Guy 2:"No, it's just Christmas Grief."
by Osmoses_Jones December 22, 2008
Get the Christmas Grief mug.A kiss that will never normally be happen, but due to the occasion and overall merry-ness, it is given. Generally Used to get the hottie at a christmas party, but sometimes used against one by family.
Toby: Dude, i just christmas kissed auntie jane.
Alan: You're Sick.
Joe: I totally scored sarah!
Simon: Man, It was just a christmas Kiss.
Joe: I hate you.
Alan: You're Sick.
Joe: I totally scored sarah!
Simon: Man, It was just a christmas Kiss.
Joe: I hate you.
by Alextro December 24, 2008
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