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HP Certified

1) Being certified by Hewlett Packard to fix their brand of printers and workstations.
1) I am HP Certified to repair HP 4000's LJ printers.
by towlie October 2, 2002
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diamond certified

When one's nipples are so hard due to the cold (or otherwise :)) and are so hard they could cut a diamond.
*gets splashed with cold water* I am now diamond certified.
by NotSikkiTephens December 12, 2013
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non-certified memelord

a self proclaimed memelord that failed to take the exam to be labeled as a true memelord
The non-certified memelord still thinks tide-pods are funny.
by TheRubberSponge May 20, 2018
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YouTube Certified

The belief that by watching a "How to" video makes you a certified expert on the matter.
This genius thought he tell me how to do my job, cause he watched a 10 minute video. Bro' must have been YouTube Certified!
by Franklin'ation September 23, 2020
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Forklift Certified

Coined by angry girl bosses at GZR during the online university crypto war of Spring 2021.

Forklift Certified began on the now defunct website forkliftcertified.ca.

The meme suggested that forklift certification had a direct correlation with attractiveness and reproductive success.
Dr. Johnson visited forkliftcertified.ca to learn about how he to, could become forklift certified. Little did he know that he was about to be met with a series of surreal forklift memes and affiliated NFT products.
by REALkj May 2, 2021
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Headshot Certified

Anybody who is professionally trained to fuck up hos headshot style. Preferrably in the leet videogame known as Halo, or any sequels.
"I'm such a dirty ho because cody just fucked me up headshot style. That kid must be HEADSHOT CERTIFIED!"
by BiggestC Hizzle September 20, 2006
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Forklift Certified

A Badass that does what he wants. supervisors not HR have power over him. He literally makes the factory move. Without him, the company will go broke

Girls pray for a chance to bed him.
I would've got fired because I have 79 points.... But I'm FORKLIFT CERTIFIED
by Hdhdgdg ok dh August 12, 2023
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