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Blanket Baby

One conceived by a “lady of the nightsliding across a sheet that still had cum on it
I never wanted you! You are a blanket baby! Ancestry.com has you as 86% cotton and 2% polyester.
by Hela Armon April 8, 2019
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Blue blanket

When you don't wash your dick in a while and you shove a girl’s head under the covers to basque in the smell
Damn bro, I gave her a blue blanket and she ran out of my house. SMH.
by SugmaBelles December 11, 2021
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Dangle Blanket

A long blanket like cloth used to dangle from the ceiling.
Woah, did you see Pink dangle blanket at the Grammy's.
by karen** February 1, 2010
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Blanket sesh

An activity that occurs after a heavy evening of alcohol consumption. Upon returning home, instead of going to sleep, energetic students burrito themselves in blankets and discuss the highlights of the night's sesh, usually over a hot cup of tea.

Avid fans are also likely to take part in the blanket sesh prior to the night out during predrinks, swapping the tea for a strong vodka mixer.
After returning from a night out, Ricki and co encountered the empty sofa and several blankets. They put two and two together, and commenced the blanket sesh.
by Tura the Snake February 16, 2018
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glory blanket

One must cut a cockhole around the middle of a blanket and lay somewhere,yard,bed,or kitchen table ect. covered completely except the cock sticking out and ready to ride !
Funny thing, I managed to convince brian to do the glory blanket at a late night party last week and he was actually crazy enough to get like 3 different rides from the lady’s and 1 blowjob!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself April 12, 2019
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ranket blanket

Something that is totally rank and feck ugly
OMG Mim's face is a fucking ranket blanket
by Tomim April 14, 2014
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Stink Blanket

when a girl sits on your face and you are smothered by her unholy cooter stench
“Damn, that big bitch had an immense stink blanket
by fattyfattystinkblanket December 24, 2020
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