beating your dick

How is this not defined on Urbandictionary after all these years?

*knock on bathroom* "What are you doing in there man, beating your dick? Let's go already!"

by makinpizzasbro420 June 30, 2014

cody bellinger

The left handed messiah

Guy #1: Cody Bellinger is the left-handed messiah.

Guy #2: heard that!

by peytlurk September 13, 2017

beating cakes

Verb: While fucking you woman doggie style, you pull your dick your half way and slap your woman's right ass cheek. Notice the ripples in the ass cheeks and be aware of how she moans in exstacy.

When I met Amber at the club I knew that after a few drinks, I would be "Beating Cakes" Later that night.

by Tweeder September 19, 2006

beating cheeks

(as in a jockey, beating the "cheeks" of his horse to make it run faster)

To be in a rush. To go —especially, to walk— very quickly.

"Sorry I'm late. I beat-cheeks to get here on time".

"John got a speeding ticket today. He was beating cheeks to get to the airport when he got pulled over".

by wordbird February 12, 2008

child bearing balls

a man with extra large fertile balls

do you have kids? cause man you have cild bearing balls.

i cant help the bulge in my pants...i have child bearing balls

related to a females hips...my you have wonderful child bearing hips

by the irish moose is loose January 20, 2010

Baling twine

Baling twine can be used to tie anything together and is the strongest material known to man. If aircraft were built out of this and duct tape, they could survive any crash intact.

A: "This climbing rope is frayed and I have to scale the north face of the Eiger."

B: "Use this length of baling twine instead."

by fubarderby October 22, 2004

beating the block

winning on all hood terms

Ray-ray: man i was beating the block yesterday
Slim: shiet homie, you need to stop that shit, you gon make them nigga jealous

by TheRealShark November 27, 2013