Avacado Spreading

Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces and cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but you dont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.

Hey man, this chick turned me onto avacado spreading, it's done wonders for my outlook on life.

by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018

nikocardo avocardo

that muckbanger guy from youtube. you know the one that shat his dacks on a chair and decided to keep it in the vid.

guy1: did you see that meat canyon video about nikocardo avocardo?

guy2: yeah it was sad

Nikocardo avocardo definition: Nikocardo avocardo is a youtuber who does muckbang videos on youtube. He also has an onlyfans.

by かえるの子ども November 16, 2021

Nikocado Avacado

A fatass on the internet who eats buffets on a daily basis just to get attention. He is around 370 pounds at the moment. He is literally killing himself by eating so much, just for money and attention, and he'll probably die within the next 5 months should he keep this up.

Nikocado Avacado: - eats 40 Chicken McNuggets, 6 Big Macs, 8 Large Fries, and 3 Sodas -

Person: Please stop, you are literally killing yourself.

Nikocado Avacado: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT!!! YOU ARE BEING VERY FATPHOBIC BY TELLING ME TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!

Person: Ok bro enjoy dying in the next 5 months you fat obese human version of lard.

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 24, 2022

Avacado

Another name for an asshole. Just a nicer version. And you can say it in front of children!
Some of the people at my school are really assholes. I just wanted to come up with another name for it when talking to friends.

God that person is such an avacado.

by Banana_269 February 21, 2017

Avacado Fastball

When you are equipped with a micro penis and can't perform so you choke your scrotum until it turns green and beat her ass with it.

Joe, you see how Marge is walking? That's cause I beat her ass with my avacado fastball last night.

by Agua Purificada May 31, 2018

Avogado's Effect

When a guy or girl finds you attractive, they will follow you around, hoping that you will notice them and happen to talk to them, leading to sex.

Let's go use the Avogado's Effect on those chicks.

by Daniel Goldfarb August 22, 2012

fuck i forgot the avocados

When you have a Mexican party to go to and you forgot the guacamole; in metaphor - You forgot how important it was and you're probably about to get chewed out for that shit

Babe it's our anniversary!
Fuck I forgot the avocados

by Nottobetakenserious August 10, 2016