The Retardum Theory

A theory that states that anyone acting retarded while not having any mental health issues will later in life become retarded due to the brain being tricked by a person's actions that itself is afflicted with such condition. This effect has no known way of reverting to before it took place, but it is believed that concentrated doses of Flinstone Vitamin Gummies (specifically 1995 production doses) improves their affect.

Will: "Durr!! HURRRRRRR!"

Grace: "Hill stop acting like a fucking retard, haven't you heard of The Retardum Theory?"

The Retardum Theory by McJazzerVEVO October 19, 2019

The most retarded definition ever 

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The most retarded definition ever by LacℜoiX January 31, 2019

Retargeting 

"The engineering process of transforming and hosting or porting the existing system in a new configuration".

Advertising.com says its LeadBack retargeting program is now a key planning consideration for its advertisers.

Retargeting by Vamsee September 1, 2006

Remtard 

People who claim they are woke but are just stupid or still asleep. Made from 2 parts, REM refers to rem sleep most prominent during dreams, and tard from retard, they think this dream is real,

Hey man the earth is flat, and gravity ie fake you gotta wake up man.. .

You're sleeping one... remtard

Remtard by Flat.Turd October 6, 2019

unconditional positive self regard 

Unconditional positive self regard is a condition common among athletes, politicians, and celebrities in general where their high regard for themselves is unconditional, even in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

That cornerback with "unconditional positive self regard" got burned for three touchdowns, hasn't made a tackle all day, was benched twice for blown coverage and now that he has intercepted a meaningless hail Mary off a third string quarterback with two seconds left with his team behind 42-0 he's celebrating like he won the Super Bowl.

unconditional positive self regard by mossiears September 16, 2013

retarded 

Slow of mind, unintelligent, mentally distorted, confused, stupified, numb-in-the-head.

The retarded child ate my plastic spoon.

retarded by Tim XYZ October 27, 2003

Edwardo Retardo 

Distant retarded cousin of Dirty Sanchez, while having sex with a girl doggy style one places one's finger in her rectum and instead of wiping the finger under her nose one wipes it under there own nose.

"Man I got this hot chick in the sack last night and I was hammered, I mean hammered, and as I was shaggin her from the backside I tried to bust the ol' Dirty Sanchez but she was so good I pulled an Edwardo Retardo and sniffed if myself!!"

Edwardo Retardo by jackhole mcgilicutty May 17, 2006