marbitration

Gavel-BANGING procedures regarding da BANGING-into-and-aesthetically-damaging actions of careless people.

One should always take photos of any pre-existing "scratch-'n'-dent" imperfections in rental-equipment before it ever leaves da lot in yer possession, to avoid undeserved marbitration afterwards.

by QuacksO April 23, 2025

Maltine

Ovomaltine enjoyer.. has a 888 Meter long boom boom in her pants

„Wow Maltine is so cool!“
„Maltine needs to put her Boom Boom Away“

by Spain from Hetalia July 5, 2025

Malting

Taking a penis and pulling down the foreskin until the penis rips in half. After, you shove a burning steak in the middle

Hey Donna, let’s go malting

by 67674141 April 5, 2026

Mairtin

A man, a brother, a son a great fellah, usually Sally's hate them but everyone hates Sally's, mairtins are kind, honest, good craic and always bleedin gorge, we all love mairtins

Mairtin is a brilliant dude isn't he

by Dogwomangeo July 23, 2025

Mahtivities

The actions and decisions made by people incapable of human thoughts. Describes the activities of wild monkeys as well as prehistoric apes, or that one unemployed friend on a Tuesday; actions taken by a person who would undoubtedly be taken by natural selection, a human dodo bird. Blissful ignorance.

You didn’t wake up for your exam this morning? That’s some mahtivities bro.

by Huugh Jasss August 18, 2025

mantis shrimp

The act of punching someone or something as hard as u physically can

imma mantis shrimp you

by smoking & vaping is for losers August 22, 2025

marbigi

An over-sized martini

Barney was hanging with Drew and enjoying the show at the Guild and Drew was so generous to pour Barney a marbigi in a stay-cup to keep the party going. Drew poured himself a marhugie

by the comand'r January 2, 2026