Mairtin

Usually a weirdo drug addict who likes nothing more than spending all his money on herbal alternatives. Usually mutters and never has a real girlfriend. Can be found in inner-city areas sponging off the government. No job or ambition. Bum, scum, weirdo, tramp, clown

"That guys definitley a Mairtin, look at the state of him"

by Sally Hearsay February 7, 2010

máirtín

The sexiest human being to be on this planet.if you know a Máirtín you should definitely get as close as you can for they have the most colossal penis ever. A Máirtín isn't only perfect on the outside but they are one of the kindest people you'll ever meet .They give great advice ,the best hugs and cuddles .

A Máirtín can't help being so perfect but radiate good vibes and always smell nice

Don't forget national Máirtín day is June 27th

Damn. I wish I was like 'Máirtín '
Máirtín is just a better version of chris hemsworth

by ✨Eh✨ January 28, 2021

Mairtin

A man, a brother, a son a great fellah, usually Sally's hate them but everyone hates Sally's, mairtins are kind, honest, good craic and always bleedin gorge, we all love mairtins

Mairtin is a brilliant dude isn't he

by Dogwomangeo July 23, 2025

Martincitopants

The Chad among Chads who likes Obama Alien Defense

''Martincitopants is the Chad among Chads that reccomended us the best game ever''

by Joe Mama sugondese nuts February 18, 2021

Bald Martin

Bald Martin means an absolute lad a man that can do anything they are not just genius but bald one. It has been said that they are alpha male and are pro at hide and seek

Oh my look at that bald Martin he is such an alpha

by The truth giver December 17, 2019

Maritina

Maritina has a beautiful face and soul. She is so thick and everyone would like to be her partner. She is quite aloof and antisocial but still her beautiful personality blooms in every situation. She is cunning and has an amazing sense of humor. She is kind of caring but her honesty seems to hurt people sometimes. She loves clever people but despises the cringy, stupid ones. Overall Maritina is the person everyone looks up to. She is perfectly perfect!

"Oh my god i can't handle the amount of perfection this girl carries! Who is it?"

"She is Maritina my best friend. "

by cartIiiI January 17, 2021

Melanie Martinez 👑

An amazing singer/songwriter with an amazing new album , she is very pretty and has a unique makeup style and genre , she loves and cares for all of her fans 💜

Kennedy: do u know Melanie Martinez 👑?
Olivia: yea I went to her concert and she was so sweet

Kennedy: your so lucky

by Mollie Surely November 17, 2019