John Taylor 

Having the force of the Flop.

Flop On John Taylor, Flop On.

John Taylor by JBLC October 18, 2008

john king 

something that bob and simon will never find out
not even on google or the internet or any books r documents in the world!

all we know is king john holds the identity to john king

;)

bob says '' who is john king, boo hoo, tell me or ill scream''
simon says '' i dont know bob, maybe ill cry too brother''
the girls say ''hahahahhaahhahhaa bob n simon works for john king''

john king by thegirls July 9, 2009

John Woo

The coolest mother fucker on Furcadia.
BAR NONE. The greatest there is, there was and there ever will be. BAR NONE.

John Woo Furcadia Cool The Man With The Plan Who does yo mamma?

John Woo by John Woo April 9, 2005

John Carroll marching band 

The most energetic, crazy, and the most awsome band in the WORLD! The band is also directed by the coolest and the most energetic person you will meet in your life. (The name will not be mentioned for securety purposes.)
IT's AMAZING

1. John Carroll marching band Rocks!
2. Hey did you see the John Carroll marching band?
"ya they are amazing, they are amazing and mabye a little crazy it's all goood tho,". Ha Ha!!

John Carroll marching band by Someone.... =] October 5, 2007

John Balls

He's got no balls, unlike his last name says. Possibly one of the worst combinations ever, and seriously, no.

John Balls. BUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

John Balls by Mikailoasda September 24, 2011

John Scarce 

a fat self loathing pile of poopoo who reports on pewdiepie for tweeting "boo". LIKE FUXKING SEIRESOULY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

" John Scarce is best news channel"
" Keemstar better, B R O"
" Leafy ha s no chin"

John Scarce by veinycockpopsicle March 2, 2017

John terry 

Make sure you never take your wife to a football game trust me it'll be the last time you'll see her yes he has stole my last 37 wives and no I am not a fuckboy just a player like the man himself torin Jackson hawked

Don't go anywhere near John terry

John terry by Cummins cider April 21, 2017