Self Sex

What sad virgins who don't have a relationship, life or job do with the time they are pissing away. Usually they do it whilst watching porn.

Too busy having self sex there mate?

by LordJenal August 28, 2022

Selfish stick

A stick attached to a camera that narcissists use

That narcissist thinks they have right of way because they are recording on their SELFISH STICK

by Coops76 June 28, 2022

selfiable laughter

Someone laughing so hilariously, you just have to take a picture with them while they're laughing.

Meme: being funny
The one who sees it: *laughter*
Observer: Hey, this is selfiable laughter here!

by the me monster July 5, 2022

selfie

a photo or a picture that one has taken of oneself, typically one taken with a camera on the smartphone and shared on the social networks.

My friend and I taked a selfie yesterday.
Elsa is alway taking her selfie in our class.

by Takeshi2k8 July 5, 2022

selfdorphins

The selfdorphins that come with the thrill of seeing in print, one’s own self promotion. These ramblings are typically in the form of an online review and/or disagreement.

After reading her online review of the salmon, Melissa was radiating with selfdorphins.

by Bernie’sgirl July 12, 2022

Selfish

What stupid entitled parents claim what people that don't want to have children are, despite the fact that there is nothing wrong with not wanting to have children at all, nor is there anything wrong at all with wanting to have children.

Eva and Lucas are so selfish that they act as if the Earth is centered around them.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 7, 2022

self pleasurevation

Slang for masturbation or any other activity that one derives pleasure from without the assistance of anyone else.

My groin injury wasn't caused by sexual intercourse it was caused by self pleasurevation.

by AmadeuS469 September 10, 2022