retard monkey

When a male (or women with a strap on) shove his/her dick into there own ass and likes there boob and runs around town

Jim: I saw john run around retard monkey-ing he was doing it all wrong
Tim:oh how so?
Jim: He wasn't licking his nipple

retard monkey by Ass definition October 2, 2011

Brazilian Monkey Twist 

The act of masturbating ones self with their feet.

Being a contortionist can really be helpful when i give myself a Brazilian Monkey Twist.

Brazilian Monkey Twist by Mr Dude Beans March 1, 2015

Look at this monkey 

In august 2019 a Youtube channel uploads a british man starts making fun of a gorilla in the Steam game called Ark, he ends up destroying his camera and himself because the gorilla was pissed

Hey look at this monkey

ooga booga ooga booga ooga booga x3

(Camera gets freaking destroyed by the gorilla)

Look at this monkey by 88k3 November 5, 2020

Want make a monkey eat pepper 

You will eat anything if you are hungry enough.

I saw an old woman eating from a dumpster. It was heartbreaking, but I understand that "Want make a monkey eat pepper!"

Want make a monkey eat pepper by talk2me-JCH2 March 17, 2022

Shit, it's a monkey

Term used my newly naturalised Australians (most notably Scottish) to notify of a koala in the near vicinity.

What's that on the road? Shit, it's a monkey

Shit, it's a monkey by That guy over there too November 22, 2010

nigger monkey 

a combination between "Nigger" and "Porch Monkey".

both of those words are racist insults directed to african americans.

it can also be used as an exclamation of surprise or from pain, etc.

d00dd look at that stupid nigger monkey faggot.

HOLY NIGGER MONKEY YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

NIGGER MONKEY! that really hurt!

nigger monkey by SORRY! NOT GIVIN' MAHH NAME. December 20, 2007

Snow Monkey 

A racial slur towards white people

White racist to black guy: "You're a n****r."

Black guy: "hahahaha, I'd rather be a n****r than a f**king snow monkey."

Snow Monkey by JohnDoe123abc March 16, 2013