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teleisa

Teleisa is too hip.
by funkymonkey November 1, 2021
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Tell-Tale Fart

When you are holding a fart in, quite suspensefully until eventually you release it, hoping no one realizes that it has come from you.
Narrator: “Villians! dissemble no more! I admit the deed! here, here! — it is the smell of my tell-tale fart!”
by Anonymous 4734902 November 8, 2021
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teleparallel computation

A paradigm in which a spinning-discrete plane of uncountable prime cavitations is able to calculate the distance from one prime cavitation to any other prime cavitations.
Teleparallel computation inspired by Einstein's proposal of teleparallel gravity proposes that electrostatic magnetism arises from panformalism's ability to compute the ideal draw-distance among an uncountable number of prime numbers on a discrete cylindrical plane.
This creates a frictionless surface.
by sandraxine November 10, 2021
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Telling a Morrison

On the 1st November 2021, French President Emmanuel Macron accused Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison of lying about cancelling a multi-billion-dollar submarine contract. Famously he said ‘I don’t think, I know’ when a journalist asked him if he thought Morrison lied. On Sunday 14th November 2021 Twitter account @bluejenellen captured this moment, and the sentiment of many Australians, by coining the phrase ‘telling a Morrison’ to mean ‘telling a lie’.
"Is that the truth, or are you telling a Morrison?"
by ToonDoo November 13, 2021
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telicetaration

shooting someone in their private part with an object not commonly used as a weapon
AAHHH F--- YOU JUST COMMITED telicetaration ON ME WITH A TENNIS BALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by anonymous November 14, 2021
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Tele-Cock

When you insert your penis into the earphone jack of your phone and drink your bodily fluids as it bleeds.
Oh no, I heard Jimmy did a Tele-Cock!
by BallWasher August 14, 2021
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telapathic

We are soulmates telapathic
by Tommy Farrell August 23, 2021
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