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Tele-Cock
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When you insert your
penis
into the earphone
jack
of your phone and drink your
bodily fluids
as it bleeds.
Oh no
, I
heard
Jimmy did a
Tele
-Cock!
Tele-Cock
by
BallWasher
August 14, 2021
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