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1. (n.) a phrase trademarked by Dr. Corrina Fiedler of the California Academy of Mathematics and Science (CAMS). It denotes surprise, understanding, anger, joy, horniness from touching one's self, etc.
"Cool™!"
cool™ by paperorplastic December 16, 2008
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Cooliest 

Cooliest: To Be of the BEST

Me(if used on urself)
Not ur friend }
Not ur parents} if used on another the meaning changes
Not ur neighbor}

Im teh cooliest
Neighbor you teh cooliest
Mom an Dad ur teh cooliest
billy ur teh cooliest
Cooliest by Bernard Zygote April 30, 2008
1. A remark you shout when something is cool, great, ok. Used in place of 'sure' or 'sounds good' or 'yeah, i'll meet you at the pub at 10'. A word of assurance and confirmation

2. An adjective to describe something which is cool. Cool as in smooth, wicked, nice.
1. "Hey, when are you home?"

"Probably about 7 ish"

"Coolcha. See you then"

2. That shirt is coolcha. I've gotta get myself one of those
Coolcha by friendofcoolchainventor December 29, 2010

Jack Coolidge

Jack Coolidge Is A Very Obese Kid Who Abuses His Mom For Money And Pisses In Bottles And Shits Himself And Is More Fake Then Nikki Minajs Body
Becky:Omg Did You See Jack Coolidge He's So Obese And Ugly

Josephine:Omg I did He Needs To Lose Mad Weight And Not Abuse His Mom And Piss In Bottles
Jack Coolidge by DixFlopping August 22, 2020

Montgomery Cooler

The Montgomery Cooler is when you have 2 partners one layinen on the ground and one standinen over

And the one standinen over pisses and shitses into the one layinen on the groundses holes
"Hey Aleb come give me a Montgomery Cooler GEKGEKGEKGEK"

"no"

perceived coolness whore 

The annoying individual who claims to be interested or expert in almost any topic that anybody else in a group refers to as cool, often to the extent that their involvement in so many activities and interests, or in a more oscure pursuit or fetish, may seem dubious.
"Hangliding looks cool" eliciting the response "Oh, I LOVE to hanglide, I'm an experienced hangliderist!"

or

"I have a friend who is into CBT" followed by "Ooo, CBT is the coolest - I do it all the time!" leading the original speaker to ask the perceived coolness whore to define CBT in semi-polite company.

At their worst, a perceived coolness whore might stumble, late, into a conversation about female contraceptives or male pattern baldness and, upon hearing a prescription drug name, will claim to have once done lines of the afore-mentioned drug off the back of a hooker at a Hollywood party.