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by FoolishBaboon January 20, 2020

Porn

A last state of erection of a cucumber, in which the victim is forced to burn away their balls by having them being rubbed so fast by an African guy, it starts smoking, giving off a semi-pleasant smell of grilled lettuce, but most importantly, burning the dick off.

All that is left behind is a semi-burned flaccid piece of flesh, mostly used as the main ingredient of a ''dick dog.''

Friend: ''You look tired; what did you do last night?''
MC: '' I got some porn done to me. It wasn't very pleasant though...''
Friend: '' What happened?''
MC: ''The black guy wouldn't stop screaming, plus he fucking ate my dick dog when I was clearly hungry.''

by H1JACK#7789 December 5, 2021

Porn

A sport ya mother, sister, aunt, grandmother, cousin and I are familiar with. Our favorite thing to do as a family

Your mother and i starred in a porno together.

Me and your sister had sex while watching pornography.

Your aunt and I had a conversation on what type of porn we like.

by Jurassic Tits November 24, 2021

Porn

What my boyfriend watches every day.

Me: Oh god why are you watching porn again?

Him: You're not letting me to fuck you.

by anonymous June 6, 2021

funny porn

Porn either made with comedic intent in mind, or porn so bad it's funny.

I once saw porn where a guy fucked his wife with a rubber chicken. it was funny porn

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

porn customer

what a porn star calls someone who watches their porn

"Hey guys guess what?! I got my first porn customer yesterday!"

by yourfreakingmom April 12, 2016

Porn Recruit

A hot girl that's unbelievably stupid and gullible.

Margo is really nice but kind of a porn recruit.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 8, 2016