this is like that time Jesus threw a football in Nam

Another term for "very epic" or "an iconic moment"

Paul: "Woah did you see Jake's touchdown that won that game?"
Sam: "Yeah, this is like that time Jesus threw a football in Nam"

this is like that time Jesus threw a football in Nam by Emo Cheesecake March 28, 2023

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zombie jesus

Just plain jesus after he rose from the dead.

Mary Magdelane - Holy jesusfuckshits it's zombie jesus.
Romans - Get him!!!
Jesus - Later fools, he rises to heaven while saluting earth with a heavenly su-fi.

zombie jesus by suede1976 December 14, 2008

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to Jesus

Lead to the Messiah.
Telling about Jesus

The disciples pointed the town to Jesus.

to Jesus by LIBERTY1 December 11, 2019

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purple jesus

A large amount of ends of bottles of liquor, mixed together with bug juice, and usually served out of a tub or trash can. Named because it is purple, and will be seen again later.

I drank way too much purple jesus, and passed out on the lawn.

purple jesus by DangerDave September 12, 2006