zombie jesus

Just plain jesus after he rose from the dead.
Mary Magdelane - Holy jesusfuckshits it's zombie jesus.
Romans - Get him!!!
Jesus - Later fools, he rises to heaven while saluting earth with a heavenly su-fi.
by suede1976 December 14, 2008
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beaver cake

The gnarly delicious puss. Usually when referring to cunnilingus.
Last night I slipped into Heidi's bedroom and maowed down on some tasty beaver cake.
by suede1976 December 31, 2006
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