Definitions by suede1976

zombie jesus 

Just plain jesus after he rose from the dead.

Mary Magdelane - Holy jesusfuckshits it's zombie jesus.
Romans - Get him!!!
Jesus - Later fools, he rises to heaven while saluting earth with a heavenly su-fi.

zombie jesus by suede1976 December 14, 2008

beaver cake 

The gnarly delicious puss. Usually when referring to cunnilingus.

Last night I slipped into Heidi's bedroom and maowed down on some tasty beaver cake.

beaver cake by suede1976 December 31, 2006