Weed eyes 

when your eyes become red and irritating because weed is in your eyes. The weed comes from "busting up" weed to smoke.

Guy 1: Man, my eyes hurt. They're all watery and red.
Guy 2: Yo man, you got weed eyes. Get some of that Visine.

Weed eyes by Christopher J. D. April 1, 2009

worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids

Seeing/listening to Hawthorne Heights.

I saw Hawthorne Heights on Conan last night. Twas worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids.

worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids by Lizzeh && Ninja September 4, 2008

Pink Eye 

Pink Eye is when a guy Nuts all over a bitches face and it gets into her eye causing irritation and a pink color to appear.

Dude! I just gave this that bitch pink eye!

Pink Eye by Josh March 9, 2005

one-eyed willy 

A Goonies favorite. This is when you cum in a girl's eye, kick her in the shin, and run away as if you set off a series of booby traps. The desired effect is to get her hopping on one leg while holding the other, and covering one of her eyes with her free hand. Resembling the famous pirate (or Mama Fratelli if she's fat). Arrgh!

Last night at the frat party, this girl was so drunk and fugly, I ended up one-eyed willying her.

one-eyed willy by PoloSportCondoms.com June 16, 2005

mark her with the eye of the beast

after receiving oral sex to orgasm, the act of slapping the girl's forehead with the end of your penis, leaving the last remnants of semen stuck to her. the end product can be described as a "pale tika" or an "imitation bindi."

dude, your mom gives great head, but if she tooths my pecker again i'm going to mark her with the eye of the beast.

mark her with the eye of the beast by hal_williamson January 18, 2004

eyes in the boat 

To keep looking straight ahead and not left, right, up or down. USMC term.

"Keep your eyes in the boat, Private"

eyes in the boat by Randy C. Barker February 10, 2009

eye blow 

To stare at a male suggestively as if be blow him in your mind.

Yo Chris, that faggot over there is eye blowing you, I think he wants your dick.

Or Hey Rick, that hot chick must really want you, she's been eye blowing you for like ten minutes.

eye blow by Litespeed November 23, 2009