Man Web

Your sweaty ball sack stuck to both legs.

I've been riding this motorcycle in the heat so long , I'll have a permanent man web .

by The Old Salt October 21, 2015

The Muffin Man

A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?

Oh yeah me and the muffin man were chillin the other night on the and made a killer grilled cheese.

by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 11, 2017

rat man

Literally a gremlin that will post rats everytime someone mentions rats.

"Man, this dude's a fucking rat man!"

by loltrol488 November 10, 2020

The Avocado man

He is in your house
He is in your bed

If your lucky he’s not inside your head.

YIIIIIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE

The avocado man is coming. If you hear the song sin city from behind your run for your life.

by Creepy pizza March 7, 2023

man muffler

When a man gets on his hands and knees. There are two guys on either side of him. He's entered from both sides, and makes a lot of noise. Like uhhhhhhheeeehhhhhhiiiiiuuuuuuhhhggghhh

I got man mufflered last night.

by Mrs.Pruitt January 14, 2015

Dildo man

A dildo man is a man whos body is the shape of a dildo but he has no penis and is always very tall with no toes

That guy looks like a penis ohhhhh he musr be a dildo man

by Kaydin April 21, 2019

Man Cooler

Fruity bottled alcoholic drinks made to look like they are for men.

i.e. Mikes Hard Lemonade, Parrot Bay, Smirnoff Ice, Reds Apple Ale, etc.

wine
wine cooler
alcohol
beer
booze
drunk
drink
drinking

Dude, put down the Man Cooler, drink beer like a man.

by DSeanK August 12, 2016