ebay nut

When you have to nut to eBay sex doll/lingerie images because your school’s network won’t let you watch real porn.

Julian: Man, school networks are the worst! Everything is blocked, even Facebook!
Ricky: Yeah, I know, yesterday I had to eBay nut because the school network blocked all porn.
Julian: Damn.

by luvusuliann April 17, 2022

Deez nuts

That one 15yo that ran for president in 2016

Deez nuts lmao

by U don’t need to know who I am April 18, 2022

second nut

peeing

peeing is the second nut because of how good it feels

by nutboy21 November 18, 2020

Butt Nut

A Butt Nut is when you ejaculate into a lady's ass as she farts and the nut blasts out.

My chick and I did a butt nut.

by C.C.D. November 21, 2020

Spiritual Nut

The act of orgasm through a spiritual sense. Ascending to another plane of orgasm.

I experienced a spiritual nut while smelling that apple pie.

by Spiritual Director November 26, 2020

The super nut

The super nut is the nut built up for an extended period of time-30 days to be precise. It can be done in other times of the year but it mostly occurs during November. This is in part by the event and challenge/game known as “no nut November” (nnn). This nut usually has an initial velocity of 20m/s and has mass kf usually .4g. It’s cover surface area can be up to 40cm squares. This nut has the power to impregnate females without hesitation. Be careful where you shoot this powerful splooge.

Jim: now that nnn is over I can finally nut dude
Paul: be careful man, you have unlocked “the super nut” it’s massive and very fertile

Jim: Ik I’m so hype! It’s ganna be huge!

by The leister November 30, 2020

No Nut 365

Finishing what No Nut November started. Men solve the world's problems by eliminating the disease that is the human species.

"hey Carl, why don't you have kids yet? You're already 37." "No thanks I'm not having kids, I'm not even nutting... I'm on that No Nut 365 life."

by Deorven December 3, 2020