I Just Had Sex! 

The phrase every man (except Justin Beiber... just kidding, he isn't a man!) is required to say when the have sex. It must be said the instant you finish and you must tell 10,000 people by anymeans necesary. The creators of this tradition are The Lonely Island and Akon.

(Bill is having sex with Tracy and finishes and comes out of her and runs into traffic and says...) "I Just Had Sex!!!!!!!!!! And my dreams came true!!!!!!!!!"

I Just Had Sex! by greggory9669 March 4, 2011

i want to die 

your response to being here to long

guy: lets go to urban dictionary!
(1 hour later)
guy: i want to die!

i want to die by rubythecatgirl August 16, 2018

I heart Boobs

The art of hearting boobs. Also changing the word indoors to I heart boobs. A very amusing quote from Celebrity Jeopardy.

Trebeck: Sean Conerry you wrote, good lord you wrote indoors thats pheunominal, are we recording this. Lets see what you wagered. I heart Boobs. Thats beautiful.

I heart Boobs by Peter December 19, 2004

I was like 

I said. Used when recounting something said, to idicate that the dialogue to follow may be a paraphrase.

Yesterday, Jesse pulled my hair again, and I was like "You are annoying"!

I was like by Nicole Mitchell January 6, 2008

i'm fucked! 

ideally no way to win or succede
being without an out or escape

i wrecked my old man's t-bird, now i'm fucked!
i got john's old lady pregnant i'm fucked!
the kid's don't have school today i'm fucked!
oh no there's jenny i'm fucked!

i'm fucked! by LesCrapp May 27, 2006

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck 

not caring about someone, something, or situation.
but expressing your uncaring attitude beyond the standard "i dont give a shit."

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck.

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck by strawberrkillfruit December 18, 2010

I told u I was hardcore 

Some guy into the internet and doing drugs decided to overdose while on an internet chat and webcam.

"i told u i was hardcore" were among his last words.

I told u I was hardcore by buryme September 4, 2003