Mother Teresa’s mom

A person who loves helping others but do it better than mother Teresa because they’re not killing people and they’re not against abortion.

Person1: oh you’re such a mother Teresa

Person2: no i’m Mother Teresa’s mom

Mother Teresa’s mom by 98depressed98 November 2, 2019

Connor’s big fat mom 

She fell and fucking eradicated the Triassic period.

God: I’m gonna send Connor’s big fat mom to get rid of these damn dinosaurs

Connor’s big fat mom by I’m_Happy February 11, 2023

Dr. Mom 

(DXM) or (DM)
An over-the-counter cough suppressant. When taken far above its standard medical dosage, it is a strong dissociative and psychedelic drug, used primarily by teens.

"Hey, wanna pop some Dr. Mom."
"I wuz hangen with Dr. Mom last night, and man wuz I f**ked!"

Dr. Mom by Jesse#4 October 20, 2006

love love and love love to see your mom 

When you love to see your mom.

I'll talk tomorrow love love and love love to see your mom

love love and love love to see your mom by Irreduzibel March 1, 2021

Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom 

It's when you're mom gets boned some awesomeley with pies and tacos so explodes.

Billy: Hey Tom did you hear what I did last night?
Tom: What did you do?
Billy: I did Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom with your mom.

Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom by Piekin August 3, 2011

Tanakas-Mom 

A middle-aged asian woman who has a very stereotypical japanese accent and can only say one of the following phrases:
1. Oooh so many peerole!
2. Prees shut da door agin sank you!
3. Oooh yesh. ^___^
4. Ooh herro! ^___^

Hey, check out Tanaka's Mom, she's one sexy bastard!

Tanakas-Mom by The Panzerknacker October 7, 2003

Stokes' Mom 

A cheap whore.

Stokes' mom is a dirty whore.

Stokes' Mom by Neil February 21, 2004