Brain Boner 

The intense climatic feeling of exhilaration encountered when stimulated beyond arousal of the intellect; a hyper-focused state of mental masturbation.

He / She's got a Brain Boner for it, I can't believe how long he / she's been {watching, reading, listening, etcetera} this.

Brain Boner by Reibesac July 11, 2017

Brainal 

"The act of penetrating deep subjects of intellectual curiosity with a partner, resulting in mental stimulation, and often physical-emotional attraction" (@Matthew Hussey)

Charlie: I never want to be afraid to try new things. You know, I heard once that life begins when your comfort zone ends. So maybe the bass can be the foundation for my whole new life. I mean, no pun intended.
Jane: ... *silence* (has just been brainally stimulated and she liked it)

Brainal by peppy_heppy July 17, 2017

brain folded 

Having your brain folded is when you or a specific person says something so stupid you can’t believe

Person 1: Bro why do they call them strippers their close are already off

Person 2: Are you serious man your brain folded

brain folded by TNewman1234 August 11, 2017

Brain surgeonize

When a brain surgeon takes a dead patients brain cuts a hole in it and uses it to masturbate. Surgeon most often has two inch wide phallo but only 4 inches in length while erect.

"Surgeon you must stop brain surgeonize with the patients it's disrespectful we'll get sued!"

Brain surgeonize by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

brain kids 

When she swallows the load

Guy1: Did she give you a bj
Guy2: yes and i gave her brain kids

brain kids by MoManTheG August 24, 2017

brAIDS

The AIDS you get from being bromosexual with a good bro

A: Yo dawg those guys are AIDS
B: Nah homie, they bromosexual they have brAIDS

brAIDS by ab192 September 17, 2017

Brainclub 

A group that appears normal to outsiders, but is actually a cult. People are often scared of members of brainclub, due to there extensive smarts, but do not fret, the members are usually quite nice and definitely not normies!

“Wow, brainclub is so indimidating!”

Brainclub by NotANormy October 25, 2017