Brainclub

A group that appears normal to outsiders, but is actually a cult. People are often scared of members of brainclub, due to there extensive smarts, but do not fret, the members are usually quite nice and definitely not normies!

“Wow, brainclub is so indimidating!”

by NotANormy October 25, 2017

braincrush

When you have a crush on a person's brain, with complete disregard to appearance, availability, etc.

Laura has a braincrush on Thomas Jefferson.

by awesomeaardvark October 21, 2009

Brainlube

Noun. A substance ingested to ease the process of intellectual masturbation and/or make beforementioned process more pleasurable. Substances include, but are not limited to: chocolate, alcohol, sugar, softdrinks, caffeine-drinks, high caloric meals, etc.

A: My pool of useless theories are running dry.

B: Here, have some booze and chocolate.

A: Sweet! Brainlube!

by PopeRuub May 1, 2010

braincrumbs

Little bits of knowledge gained or learned by hanging around with a person of knowledge and interest. Gleaned information from a knowledgeable source.

I got a few braincrumbs hanging out in the lab with Professor Johnson the other day. He's a pretty smart fellow.

by Paul W Puckett January 22, 2009

Braincuffs

When you are restricted in your creative thinking and ideas by an authority that directs your thinking with rigid assumptions and techniques. Not to be confused with brainwashing.

The institution of academia is enforcing braincuffs on future and present scholors.

by bamfieldvvroom September 20, 2010

braincrupt

When your mind is basically all spent and you can't think any more.

By the time I finished my SATs I was so braincrupt that I couldn't find my car keys.

by Rusharoundandaround May 27, 2018

Braincrunch

When eating something crunchy one may find that they can hear the crunch louder in their head than others can hear it around them.

"Can I turn the television up, I'm getting braincrunch"

by Synatics January 17, 2010