Brainclub 

A group that appears normal to outsiders, but is actually a cult. People are often scared of members of brainclub, due to there extensive smarts, but do not fret, the members are usually quite nice and definitely not normies!

“Wow, brainclub is so indimidating!”

Brainclub by NotANormy October 25, 2017

braincrush 

When you have a crush on a person's brain, with complete disregard to appearance, availability, etc.

Laura has a braincrush on Thomas Jefferson.

braincrush by awesomeaardvark October 21, 2009

Brainlube 

Noun. A substance ingested to ease the process of intellectual masturbation and/or make beforementioned process more pleasurable. Substances include, but are not limited to: chocolate, alcohol, sugar, softdrinks, caffeine-drinks, high caloric meals, etc.

A: My pool of useless theories are running dry.

B: Here, have some booze and chocolate.

A: Sweet! Brainlube!

Brainlube by PopeRuub May 1, 2010

braincrumbs 

Little bits of knowledge gained or learned by hanging around with a person of knowledge and interest. Gleaned information from a knowledgeable source.

I got a few braincrumbs hanging out in the lab with Professor Johnson the other day. He's a pretty smart fellow.

braincrumbs by Paul W Puckett January 22, 2009

Braincuffs 

When you are restricted in your creative thinking and ideas by an authority that directs your thinking with rigid assumptions and techniques. Not to be confused with brainwashing.

The institution of academia is enforcing braincuffs on future and present scholors.

Braincuffs by bamfieldvvroom September 20, 2010

braincrupt 

When your mind is basically all spent and you can't think any more.

By the time I finished my SATs I was so braincrupt that I couldn't find my car keys.

braincrupt by Rusharoundandaround May 27, 2018

Braincrunch

When eating something crunchy one may find that they can hear the crunch louder in their head than others can hear it around them.

"Can I turn the television up, I'm getting braincrunch"

Braincrunch by Synatics January 17, 2010