(advert-manipulation); commonly found in modern advertising alluding to male worship of beer even superseding a "piece of pie" (vaginal orifice) OR, replacing the deity!
the concept of the ultimate form of worship being a beer and the "big game", as opposed to jettisoning of male DNA in the vaginal canal, i.e. -SUPREME POTENTATE!!
COME ON FOLKS!, BEER NOT THAT! GOOD!!
(NEVER MIND!! LETS' ALL GET 'SLOPPY' AND 'STUPID'!!)
how 'BOUT 'dose YANKEE fans??
the concept of the ultimate form of worship being a beer and the "big game", as opposed to jettisoning of male DNA in the vaginal canal, i.e. -SUPREME POTENTATE!!
COME ON FOLKS!, BEER NOT THAT! GOOD!!
(NEVER MIND!! LETS' ALL GET 'SLOPPY' AND 'STUPID'!!)
how 'BOUT 'dose YANKEE fans??
big bull went to HELL!! for DARING to 'stink' on alcohol, via his Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!
the 'girls' felt powerless, when confronting the Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!
Beer-as-'Jesus' theorem unaccepted! in MY 'house of worship'!
the 'girls' felt powerless, when confronting the Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!
Beer-as-'Jesus' theorem unaccepted! in MY 'house of worship'!
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Get the Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem mug.by Kevin, will, chadd September 22, 2010
Get the Smoosh theorem mug.An arrogant moron who spends the majority of his or her time 'researching' (reading ridiculous, insane conspiracy websites that adhere to his or her already ridiculous, insane worldview) conspiracy theories, and alienating his or herself from those he or she is closest to by means of constant ranting and raving about said theories.
Oh man, we accidentally elected a cuntspiracy theorist to the highest office.
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Man, all of these people I thought were cool in high school turned out to be right wing cuntspiracy theorists.
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Man, all of these people I thought were cool in high school turned out to be right wing cuntspiracy theorists.
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Robert, " Nah, he's just 6 months ahead of the curve. We'll see soon that the teacher is downright wrong."
Robert, " Nah, he's just 6 months ahead of the curve. We'll see soon that the teacher is downright wrong."
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Get the Conspiracy Theorist mug.An epic channel on YouTube watched by all smart gamers. The main and most popular series is Game Theory, run by MatPat, this show blows your mind. The next show is Game Exchange, run by Gaijin Goomba, this show is about all the culture in video games. Other shows include: Digressing & Side-questing, Culture Sock and Crossover.
The channels followers are known 'Loyal Theorists' and as of the 25th of May 2014, there are 2,099,300 of us.
The channels followers are known 'Loyal Theorists' and as of the 25th of May 2014, there are 2,099,300 of us.
Dumb COD Gamer: 'Hey bro, you play Modern Warfare?'
Game Theorist: (eye roll) 'No, the heroes commit war crimes and the only reason it sells is because there are so many COD games that it was easy to get sales past the innovators and early-adopters part of the selling hill.'
Dumb COD Gamer: 'Wuh?'
The Game Theorists: 'BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY, A GAME THEORY!'
Game Theorist: (eye roll) 'No, the heroes commit war crimes and the only reason it sells is because there are so many COD games that it was easy to get sales past the innovators and early-adopters part of the selling hill.'
Dumb COD Gamer: 'Wuh?'
The Game Theorists: 'BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY, A GAME THEORY!'
by EzTheGameTheorist May 25, 2014
Get the The Game Theorists mug.The poptart theorem states that by changing one character in a word (of the English language), it can dramatically alter the word, or even cause the opposite.
"Oh, so that Valeria girl...pretty extrordinary, right?"
"You mean extra ordinary! Burn!"
"Dude, nice poptart theorem!"
"You mean extra ordinary! Burn!"
"Dude, nice poptart theorem!"
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