An arrogant moron who spends the majority of his or her time 'researching' (reading ridiculous, insane conspiracy websites that adhere to his or her already ridiculous, insane worldview) conspiracy theories, and alienating his or herself from those he or she is closest to by means of constant ranting and raving about said theories.
Oh man, we accidentally elected a cuntspiracy theorist to the highest office.
OR
Man, all of these people I thought were cool in high school turned out to be right wing cuntspiracy theorists.
OR
Man, all of these people I thought were cool in high school turned out to be right wing cuntspiracy theorists.
by ZachVan March 28, 2017