dick wonger 

1. a male that craves rather large dicks
2. a male that act like he has a big dick but but infact he as no dick or balls

man 1 : that trev is a right dick wonger
man 2 : i know yeah , his wife told me he had no balls

dick wonger by smellybanana September 21, 2006

Dick this 

Used as an attention grabber for the beginning of a story.

Dick this, I was all the mall yesterday and I shit my pants.

Dick this by Matt from TO November 25, 2007

dick relish  

A condiment derived from the dick region. Grown and harvested in the spring of the year in a sustainable manner.

Oops you got dick relish all up in you after that 5k marathon.

dick relish by Jim Townerson March 8, 2009

Dick Smitten

Usually referring to a girl that you gave your dick to the night before and she keeps texting you about it.

Claire got me after a few pints last night, yeah I gave to her now my phone battery is dead.
Sounds like she's Dick Smitten!

dick addictiondickizzle

Dick Smitten by TSupreme September 26, 2009

Dick Cheney 

The act of pulling out of a girl's mouth and blowing a juicy wad all over her face when she specifically said not to.

Tom forcefully pulled out of Betty's mouth, ignoring his desire to have her swallow his load, and fired off a mayonaise round onto her face. As the shock set in, he said "Sorry I thought you were a deer."
This is the proper way to perform a Dick Cheney.

Dick Cheney by SuperFrickinAwesomeFoo October 22, 2009

Dick Silly 

An extremely turned on girl, or homosexual male. One that is absolutely craving the dick. This person is going crazy for some dick. They need it and want it at right away.

I cant wait to get to his house, I am going to go Dick Silly on him all night!

Dick Silly by Bojangels. February 11, 2010

Dick Cushion 

aka booty call ... one night stand desperate need for sex , random sex just because a guy wants it and thinks anyone will give it up don't think i'll be your dich cushion tonight.

Don't think I'm going to be a dick cushion tonight.

Dick Cushion by 1redcupcake August 17, 2010