J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.

"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."

by joe995 January 14, 2025

Triple J jump

Triple J jump ; Triple is a Nationwide radio station in Australia. They had the idea, if all there listeners JUMP in unison, it should trigger the richter scale.

The Triple J jump was huge, richter scale measures ranged Australia wide. Triple J is Australian Government Funded.

by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020

j o s e

spaced jose, pronounced jo-se

this is j o s e

by UnknownEC2 March 23, 2020

Landon J Williams

Landon is a sexy male who has a fat cock and i would fuck him anyday the week what a sexy male

I love Landon J Williams

by 11th grade man November 29, 2019

J to the B

J to the B

"J to the B rulez"

by KP2saucey October 3, 2022

J MACKING

LEAVING A POOR SCHOOL FOR A BETTER SCHOOL. USAULLY FOR ATHLETIC REASONS. A DFW TERM.

I HEARD 2 SOPHMORES WAS NAMED ALL DISTRICT AFTER J MACKING TO ANOTHER HS

by THE DUB INFO October 27, 2023

J-Virus

Also known as j-Syndrome. When a person In a group leaves for hours at a time with a poor Excuse and no alibi. Later on wanting to be included in other events with the group even though the said person will vanish when plans have been made.

"Hey tom, do you want to go out for sushi later today?" "yea sure let me just take a shower I'll get back to you".6 hours later "hey tom why didn't you pick up when I called"."I got lost on my way to the shower, my bad........Still down to chill though?"....."Sounds like somebody got the

J-Virus".

Hey Guys down to play some Battlefield?
-Everyone Responds - Sure sounds good
Alright lets all be back in 10 minutes after we grab some drinks/snacks
-everyone agrees-
10 mins later
Alright we gonna do this?
-everyone but Tom responds with - Damn right lets blow shit up
Wheres Tom? is he afk still? the fuck?
19 hours later
-Tom returns - Sup guys still down to play?

>.<

by IliveThatLife October 26, 2013