The Sloppy Joe
The Sloppy Joe by BombDroppin April 3, 2009
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the michael jordan v2
When you are f ing a girl in the ass you pull your penis out right before you are about to blow your load and stick your tongue out and then catch it on your tongue and spit it in the girls face.
i was fucking your mom and sister and a little bit of your dad on the side(but he was pretty much just watching)when i thought of the michael jordan v2 and it was so AMAZING!!!
the michael jordan v2 by PROninjaBEESH March 10, 2010
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The Steven JAY
When a person takes a shit while banging a dirty dark vagina in on hand and tries to catch the hot happy logs before it hits the toilet water and gives the magic cold, dirty (yet refreshing) blast of recycled pee.
The Steven JAY by VegetaLove October 22, 2010
The DeSean Jackson
Purposely wasting time before scoring while playing a sport. Done regularly by DeSean Jackson of the Philadelphia Eagles.
Austin to the 30, the 20, the 10, down the end zone line.........still not in........(30 seconds later) touchdown!
Wow, Miles Austin just pulled The DeSean Jackson!
Wow, Miles Austin just pulled The DeSean Jackson!
The DeSean Jackson by t-goz2107 December 23, 2010
The Georgia Jammer
The Georgia Jammer by BrazzersBananas June 24, 2015
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The Waxy Jew Technique
The Waxy Jew Technique is a form of male masturbation. First, the man plugs in an electric candle using wax cubes that emit a fragrance. Once melted down, put a few water drops in the wax to make sure it's hot enough. If the water hardens the wax temporarily and returns to liquid state, you may begin. Next, ejaculate in the candle after your "session" and burn all the unborn children. Flames may appear, the wax may harden up, or the children will dissolve.
"My mom just walked in on me dude..."
"It couldn't have been that bad, bro."
"I was using The Waxy Jew Technique."
"OH SHIT! Did you burn yourself???"
"It couldn't have been that bad, bro."
"I was using The Waxy Jew Technique."
"OH SHIT! Did you burn yourself???"
The Waxy Jew Technique by RastaShad June 22, 2016