something that is so completely ridiculous on its face, that one must assume that the person who suggests or insists on it must be cognitively deficient to an incredible degree.
unpaid internships are retardulous. adjunct professorships are retardulous.
A person who occupies an administrative position (namely the Receptionist or FrontDesk position), who is inept and exhibits the inability to do the simplest of tasks. A combination of the words "retard" and "receptionist."
After being told that our email was down due to problems with the server, the retardeceptionist asked, "Should I call the server?"
n., obviously meaning retarded. Pronounced letter-by-letter (AR-EE-TEE-AY-AR-EE-TEE-DEE), it is a play on the acronyms ADD and ADHD, used in situations where someone claims Attention Defecit Disorder or Attention Defecit Hyperactivity Disorder as the cause of their idiotic behavior.
A: Sorry about that, man. I've got ADD.
B: You sure that's not RETARDED?
I was acting like such an ass that I thought I might have ADHD, but no; turns out it's just RETARDED.
Hey, I really am taking meds for ADD, so don't say I have RETARDED! I'm not retarded!