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retardational 

More than just retarded,the escence of retardation.
Man did you see that new movie?It was simply RETARDATIONAL!!!!!I felt like puking!!!!Seriously,where is hollywood headed???
retardational by ACkiddo February 1, 2008

retardulous 

something that is so completely ridiculous on its face, that one must assume that the person who suggests or insists on it must be cognitively deficient to an incredible degree.
unpaid internships are retardulous. adjunct professorships are retardulous.
retardulous by nycdd October 3, 2008

retarded boss

It means that its good
Person 1 how is that chicken you have
Person 2 This chicken is retarded boss
Person 1 can i have some?
retarded boss by mko219 October 24, 2009

Retardis 

when a piece of supposedly cutting edge technology designed to help you fails to act in the appropriate manner causing frustration and annoyance.
I set my new wireless Alarm clock this morning and it never went off

Dude that alarm clock is retardis.
Retardis by Culchie_giant November 6, 2010

Retardeceptionist 

A person who occupies an administrative position (namely the Receptionist or Front Desk position), who is inept and exhibits the inability to do the simplest of tasks. A combination of the words "retard" and "receptionist."
After being told that our email was down due to problems with the server, the retardeceptionist asked, "Should I call the server?"
Retardeceptionist by Amy February 25, 2004

RETARDED 

n., obviously meaning retarded. Pronounced letter-by-letter (AR-EE-TEE-AY-AR-EE-TEE-DEE), it is a play on the acronyms ADD and ADHD, used in situations where someone claims Attention Defecit Disorder or Attention Defecit Hyperactivity Disorder as the cause of their idiotic behavior.
A: Sorry about that, man. I've got ADD.
B: You sure that's not RETARDED?

I was acting like such an ass that I thought I might have ADHD, but no; turns out it's just RETARDED.

Hey, I really am taking meds for ADD, so don't say I have RETARDED! I'm not retarded!
RETARDED by Talmanes December 26, 2006