Grumble muffin

When a bubble of flatulence is released from the anus and is re trapped in the vaginal opening of a woman and then released again this is what is called a “Grumble Muffin”
Not to confused with a queef

So i ate pickled pigs feet , hard boiled eggs and chill last night with my boyfriend and released a grumble muffin last night while having sex

by @whatsadick4 August 26, 2021

Freckled Muffin

When you poop into a pair of panty hose or stocking, and then smack your naked partner with it.

I heard she gave him a Freckled Muffin last night!

by LoadSaveDelete September 9, 2021

Numpty muffin

A light-hearted insult used by the content creator Sydney Ewens

you're such a numpty muffin

by 13yeeet13 October 10, 2021

Rusty Muffin

A hemorrhoid butthole with dried blood.

A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.

by RustyMantis January 25, 2022

Easy Muffin

A thin and fragile white woman that others would describe as a “mud shark” or “snow bunny”

Oh your know Destiny? She’s such a easy muffin!

by Evilgay February 19, 2022

thunder muffin

The swelling of a woman's pelvic mound and she becomes overtaken with last. Swole out and aroused vagina. Vagina ready to pounce on her man.

My girlfriend is going through a horny phase and her thunder muffin is about to do damage like a tornado on the war path.

by AAA-Wordsworth April 26, 2022

turtle muffin

One who often arrives late due to walking slow, but is often regarded as being as sweet or soft as a muffin.

Ashley is such a turtle muffin, always casually getting to work late but while catching men's attention with her sweetness.

by TeamFSP May 3, 2022