The Sexual Act of physically nailing a partner to a bed through the hands and ankles. Extreme BDSM and extremely kinky. Not recommended for couples in love as the partner could bleed out during sex.
John: "That girl I hooked up with last night is really crazy, she wanted to Jesus it last night"
Dave: "Jesus Christ that's insane"
Dave: "Jesus Christ that's insane"
by onesickmotherfo April 25, 2017
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When you are so sure about something but you get biblically proven wrong. When it feels like you just got slapped.
They are such a jerk I don't like them, I don't have to love them.
But the Bible says in 1 John 4:11 "Dear friends, since God had so loved us, we also ought to love one another."
So yeah, you do have to love them. JESUS SLAP!!
But the Bible says in 1 John 4:11 "Dear friends, since God had so loved us, we also ought to love one another."
So yeah, you do have to love them. JESUS SLAP!!
by Angggellla June 3, 2017
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specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 15, 2017
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John: Why are you always talking about gaben dude.
Me: What gaben..... Oh you mean Jesus.
John: You are sick dude.
By Miramón aka mijamon.
Me: What gaben..... Oh you mean Jesus.
John: You are sick dude.
By Miramón aka mijamon.
by Elmija December 2, 2017
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